• Person: so what's your dream car?
  • Me: black, 4 door, hard top, 1967 Chevrolet impala.
  • Person: wow why that car
  • Me:
  • Person:
  • Me:
  • Person:
  • Me: because of reasons

orangewave:

sagethenate:

orangewave:

i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid

the little mermaid

fucking christ

(via percytheplatypus)

queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

(Source: susemoji, via epic-humor)

guns-need-peace:

Attractive girls are always the most insecure. While these Shrek looking bitches, walk around thinking they’re the shit.

All girls are the shit thank you

(via youre-my-bunniebaby)

guns-need-peace:

Don’t bother trying to understand women… Women understand women, and they hate each other.

(via youre-my-bunniebaby)

michael5zoz:

22tops:

they should wear an outfit with the words thank you one direction tonight on their shirts 

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(via hemmolysis)

  • Me: It's cold in here.
  • Teacher: Then go stand in the corner.
  • Me: Why?
  • Teacher: Because its 90 degrees. *slaps knee*
  • Me: .......!! *drops out*

zerstorend:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t know how to feel and everything kinda feels mixed up and you’re just sitting there alone in your room trying to figure out what the fuck is wrong with you

(via icedmilk-coffee)