- Person: so what's your dream car?
- Me: black, 4 door, hard top, 1967 Chevrolet impala.
- Person: wow why that car
- Me: because of reasons
i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid
the little mermaid
sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet
All girls are the shit thank you
Attractive girls are always the most insecure. While these Shrek looking bitches, walk around thinking they’re the shit.
Don’t bother trying to understand women… Women understand women, and they hate each other.
they should wear an outfit with the words thank you one direction tonight on their shirts
- Me: It's cold in here.
- Teacher: Then go stand in the corner.
- Me: Why?
- Teacher: Because its 90 degrees. *slaps knee*
- Me: .......!! *drops out*
do you ever get in those moods where you don’t know how to feel and everything kinda feels mixed up and you’re just sitting there alone in your room trying to figure out what the fuck is wrong with you