corntroversy:

737downoverabq:

in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath

now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK

the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it

(Source: spoontroversy, via adventuresinatardis)

lizthefangirl:

so josh hutcherson went to a kentucky basketball game yeah

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and the crowd blOODY MOCKINGJAY-SALUTED HIM

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(via actualising)

twerkerus:

I literally complain about everything this is becoming a problem

(via actualising)

jenniferjamboree:

my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class

(via actualising)

iamcode:

mycaterpie:

twelfthcloctcr:

dustychica:

annyoung89:

Raise your hand if you have watched so much British television that is has actually changed your speech patterns.

I’ve not the slightest idea how you’ve come round to that idea.

Exactly. I haven’t the foggiest idea of how you’ve come to that conclusion.

What in the bloody hell are you blabbering on bout you twat?

Behold, people that have never been within 50 feet of anyone even remotely British.

(Source: worldsenough, via compatible--weirdness)